dane cook

i <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 DANE COOK! the man is super HOT and so damn funny. his delivery is spot on and he just tells the truth all the time. i luv that comedians can do that// just tell normal every day things and thats whats the funniest.

good luck chuck was so f'in funny and had some HOT scenes.

so i recently watched a ton of utoob DANE COOK clips and i love the crying one and all of the viscous circle ones! fantastic and made me nearly piss myself. the movies bit is great too. and when he talks about the first time he got head its classic. he starts with "It's going to be a coming of age tale, so come along with me." hahahaha!! i know im a perv. :P "that's what i say when i get head, i say shazam!" // id like to make him say shazam! :P this vid is classic and so funny // again cuz its so true!

oh and the one night stand bit is great too. "i hold your skull like a predator *insert noises here*" hes just so awesomely funny.

love how he always calls the lower region of the body "the other person's cash and prizes" :P and omg // "DJ diddles ... spinning the clits of the 80's and 90's up and down the labia!" HAHAHA! hes f'in hilarious!

yes im a utoob addict!

im gonna go buy his HBO Tourgasm dvd this weekend.